Wednesday, July 09, 2008

जीवन दर्शन कि कुछ असाधारण सूक्तियां

आज मैं लेकर आया हूं कुछ ऐसी असाधारण सूक्तियां जो मजेदार भी है और तार्किक भी.. अगर इसे कुछ लोग कुतर्क समझ लें तो इसमें मेरा कोई कसूर नहीं है.. :) इसे पढिये, मेरा दावा है कि आप इसे पसंद जरूर करेंगे..

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If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

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god made relatives;
Thank god we can choose our friends.

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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

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8 comments:

  1. you remind me of my friend e mail....he used to send me all these things...

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  2. sundar aur asadharan darsan :-)

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  3. इतना ज्ञान! बहुत प्रगति करोगे प्यारे!!

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  4. कुछ और नमूने:

    There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.
    John Erskine

    If you can count your money you don't have a billion dollars.
    J. Paul Getty

    There's no fool like an old fool -- you can't beat experience.
    Jacob Braude

    I have learned silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet, strange, I am ungrateful to those teachers.
    Kahlil Gibran

    I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
    Lily Tomlin

    Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
    Marcel Archard

    Some people have so much respect for their superiors they have none left for themselves.
    Peter McArthur

    Money couldn't buy friends, but you get a better class of enemy.
    Spike Milligan

    Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
    Thomas Dewar

    Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute,
    and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.
    THAT'S relativity."
    - Albert Einstein

    The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
    - Franklin P. Jones

    We must believe in luck. For how else can we
    explain the success of those we don't like ?
    - Jean Cocturan

    If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all
    be watching television in the dark.
    - Michael Landon

    Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
    - Wendell Johnson

    It matters not whether you win or lose;
    what matters is whether I win or lose.
    - Darrin Weinberg

    Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
    -Anonymous

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  5. आज करे सो काल कर काल करे सो परसों।
    ऐसी भी क्या जल्दी पड़ी है अभी पड़े हैं बरसों।
    इसे पढ़ कर मूल भी स्मरण आता है। काम भी वही आता है।

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  6. hehe ! nice ones.
    ghughutibasuti

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  7. ha ha...mujhe kafi gyaan prapt hua aur maza bhi aaya.

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  8. आपने सही वादा किया था. मुझे आपकी पोस्ट बहुत पसंद आई.

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